Rules to Live by

A unmentionable friend, has 4 simple rules by which he lives his life. I thought I would share them with you.

1. don't eat anything that swims or lives in a ditch
2. don't wait in line for fast food (go somewhere else)
   
3. don't sleep in the woods (hiking is one thing, but at the end of the day you should sleep in a bed)
   
4. If you want to understand women... then listen to what they say, otherwise don't believe anything that a woman tells you

Your mileage my vary, but fodder for thought.

Worst Ice Cream in the World

I found this post to be hilarious.